It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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