is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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