I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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