No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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