when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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