That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
