Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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