Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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