She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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