Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want to make a zoo with you.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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