i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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