please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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