I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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