so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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