hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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