Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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