Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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