She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"