The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him