yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."