Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.