dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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