Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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