We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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