I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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