in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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