I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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