he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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