what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.