I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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