a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm getting married
To pizza
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize