I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you traded sex for a burrito?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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