You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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