You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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