Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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