census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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