haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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