ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
