I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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