But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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