Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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