R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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