You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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