Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have fence marks all over my body
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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