He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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