Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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