whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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