Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Randomize
