'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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