I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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