He is an equal opportunity slut.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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