I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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