He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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