Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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