You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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