I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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