we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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