I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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